Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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