Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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