therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
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