OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
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