using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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