I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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