Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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