paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
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