so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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