I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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