My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
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