YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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