covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
I forgot wine drunk hurts
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