so explain again why im purple
no
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
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