It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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