Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
zippers are such a cool invention
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
He has the fingertips of a God
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