i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
Randomize
