I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
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