Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
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