If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
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