he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
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