I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
Randomize
