I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
I overheard a kid saying to his mom at Walmart: "Mommy.. should we buy cups for daddy's spit?"
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
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