Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
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