and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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