they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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