i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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