your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
The adults are the big ones right?
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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