just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
So. Much. Porn.
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