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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
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