Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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