Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
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