I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
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