Ambien. No doubt about it.
I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
You need a sexual gate keeper
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
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