The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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