so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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