Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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