So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
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