ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
its not stalking. its research.
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
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