Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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