I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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