worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
She's throwing herself an "I just had a baby" shower, where she makes up for 9 months of sobriety then squeezing a watermelon out of her vagina.
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
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