There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
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