He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
She asked to borrow my chapstick then said "I promise I won't get herpes on it"
My pussy is not your playground.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
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