i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
There's a walmart bag of my vomit outside my front door. I just really need someone to appreciate that with me.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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