Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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