and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
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