One girl and one boy is just not enough.
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
Showing up at the grocery store at 5am to have the clerk sprint to the condom cabinet waiving the keys because you told him to hurry it was an emergency
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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