your parents love me but you hate me
I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
I'm putting on too much make up bc I'm stoned
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
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