i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Randomize
